What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Tea ?

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

Me : Thank you.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : Sure.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Was Adam white or black (African)?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I'm 24.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I don't drink

What specific economic and social impacts would result if all climate change policies and regulations were immediately repealed worldwide?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What are your best funny dating stories?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : No

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Because it's month of August.